Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Funny Valentines Day Quotes Wishes Sms 2016

Funny Valentines day 2016 quotes wishes sms 

Valentines day is one of the wide event celebrated by the youths and lovers all over the world.The festival or event starts and will be celebrated for seven days. 

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
Let’s celebrate 364 days without having to be thoughtful towards our loved ones.

If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don't make boxes large enough!

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner.
Funny valentines day wishes 2016

‘All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt…’
Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts

Funny Valentines day Quotes 2016

'The heart has its reasons that reason does not know.' Pascal

'Love, like a river, will cut a new path Whenever it meets an obstacle.' Crystal Middlemas

No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.' Robert Burton

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

What have you stepped in to smell this way?  My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe 'Go To Hell'.

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‘The heart has its reasons that reason does not know.’

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

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You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

This Valentine’s Day, I am wishing you all the love a somewhat logical string of emojis can convey.

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You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.

My love, I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you. What about you?

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

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Some bunny loves you, my boyfriend (girlfriend)! My big ears tell me you're great, that makes me hop up and down and wag my bunny tail.

Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’ Kelly Elaine

Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
Funny valentines day quotes 2016

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Rita Rudner

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.


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Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.- Anonymous


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